ALEX's definitions

maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

democracy

a form of government that could never work in China

by Alex March 3, 2003

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

desert eagle

A big ass motherfucking gun.

shoot your arm clean off!

by Alex February 29, 2004

Vascor

A very awesome guy that likes to make fun of homos/blacks/any other minority. Not because he's racist, but because he likes to piss people off.

Man, that dude over there is so Vascor!

by Alex November 30, 2004

chukin them nubits

When you pop a girl's cherry and bite it.

We be chukin them fine ass nubits, niggaz! DROP THEM BOWS!

by Alex November 3, 2004