dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
by alex December 01, 2004
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angst

A feeling of anxiety, hopelessness and misery, especially when regarded as unwarranted and melodramatic. Usually associated with the sort of people who write lame pissed-off poetry in high-school, hence the phrase "teen angst."
He's in an angsty mood today.
by Alex December 08, 2003
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stright up cunt

The ulitmate insult to call a girl, when whore, and slut just wont cut it.
I knew this one girl she used to rapidly fornicate with any willing member of the opsite species, she was a stright up cunt!
by alex June 27, 2005
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chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.
by alex July 07, 2003
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sorry ass

1) Lame, pitiful, without taste

2) Stubborn, without relief from his/her own point of view
1) That sorry ass just ruined the whole evening!

2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!

<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!
by Alex September 28, 2003
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freebird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd, about 9:10 in length (longer live), which features one hell of a solo. See kickass
Wow, freebird hicks ass
by alex January 19, 2005
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tanck

When i say tanck, you say the shit. Ready?
by Alex November 18, 2004
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