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Tuttling

1.)To cause any object to malfunction,cease to be, break, be harmed, destroyed,stop functioning or any other bad thing that could happen to something you love.

2.)To act in a strange social manner characterized by awkwardness and a lack of dexterity with the ladies.
1.) "Awwww dude you Tuttled my nitro tank!"

2.)" Did you see that kid? He was Tuttling around the chick with huge knockers."
by Alex October 21, 2004
mugGet the Tuttlingmug.

jewbyte

In computers, a term for four bits, or half a byte. Synonymous with nybble. The term probably comes from the reputation that Jews have had traditionally had for being stingy, as they used to be overrepresented in the banking field.
When converting binary to hexidecimal, one hex digit represents one jewbyte.
by Alex December 14, 2004
mugGet the jewbytemug.

Lipsed

to kiss someone of the opposite sex but usually said about a girl
"have you lipsed that girl yet"
"why aren't you lisping your yat?"
by Alex April 26, 2005
mugGet the Lipsedmug.

artium

I crazy russian who is likely to rape someone and/ or something when he is older. Also has a hudge mole that probly holds a vidoe camara for russian spys
Cop: Did you rape that kangaroo
Kid: No What do you think I am An Artium?
by alex April 23, 2005
mugGet the artiummug.

dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
by alex December 1, 2004
mugGet the dorkish smorkishmug.

j/p

A: What's up?
B: j/p
by Alex June 30, 2006
mugGet the j/pmug.

stright up cunt

The ulitmate insult to call a girl, when whore, and slut just wont cut it.
I knew this one girl she used to rapidly fornicate with any willing member of the opsite species, she was a stright up cunt!
by alex June 27, 2005
mugGet the stright up cuntmug.

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