ALEX's definitions

wisening

same as wising, but used by Alexs around the world to create an air of intelligence while in reality only creating confusion.

Creating a new version after the first is done is really easy, so I guess they're wisening up and lowering budgets.

by Alex June 20, 2006

frumpalicious

fucking sexy and fantastic. bonable. screwable. pure sex.

wow that girl look sooooo frumalicious!

by alex September 5, 2003

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003

the netherlands

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

by Alex January 21, 2005

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

Panis

1. Slang use of the word "penis".

2. To describe someone.

1. "H0lyz shit d00d! Sumbody got cuzzum on my panis!"

2. "Mike was being a big panis last night."

by Alex January 27, 2003

Lunachicks

The Greatest fucking band in the world.

"Hey dude, why the hell have the Lunachicks not toured in so long?"

"Because you're not fucking worthy."

"Oh."

by Alex December 26, 2004