AKACroatalin's definitions
This is a really versatile word which can be used in at least three different ways although there are probably more:
1. An informal name for the vagina, also known as snatch, pussy, fanny, twat and a less complimentary form stench trench. What is quite interesting is that the word was in common use during the Middle Ages and was not perceived to be offensive and was the name given to a number of streets in various British towns. E.g. Parsons Street in Banbury Oxfordshire was once called Gropecunt Lane; could there be a connection in the name change?
2. A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike.
3. Possibly the commonest used is as an acronym standing variously for
a. Computer User Non-Technical (someone who is a total fuck up when they try to use a computer);
b. Completely Useless Non-Thinker (someone who is a brain dead motherfucker);
c. Cannot Understand New Technology (someone who is a combination of a and b);
d. Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking (someone who is eccentric, but not in a good way);
1. An informal name for the vagina, also known as snatch, pussy, fanny, twat and a less complimentary form stench trench. What is quite interesting is that the word was in common use during the Middle Ages and was not perceived to be offensive and was the name given to a number of streets in various British towns. E.g. Parsons Street in Banbury Oxfordshire was once called Gropecunt Lane; could there be a connection in the name change?
2. A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike.
3. Possibly the commonest used is as an acronym standing variously for
a. Computer User Non-Technical (someone who is a total fuck up when they try to use a computer);
b. Completely Useless Non-Thinker (someone who is a brain dead motherfucker);
c. Cannot Understand New Technology (someone who is a combination of a and b);
d. Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking (someone who is eccentric, but not in a good way);
1 Have you seen the cunt on that, it could swallow an elephant;
2 and 3 Whatever way you look at it, that Heale Malcolm is a complete cunt;
2 and 3 Whatever way you look at it, that Heale Malcolm is a complete cunt;
by AKACroatalin February 18, 2019
Get the CUNTmug. Not used often now, but can mean a number of different things:
1 A person who takes bribes from both sides of a dispute;
2 A double-dealer, crook or cheat;
3 A person able to play (musical instrument or sport) with either hand;
1 A person who takes bribes from both sides of a dispute;
2 A double-dealer, crook or cheat;
3 A person able to play (musical instrument or sport) with either hand;
by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
Get the Ambodextermug. This is very old slang, but is still used occasionally It refers to a person who falsely claims to have medical knowledge or qualifications, especially one who dispenses pills, potions and ointments that have curative properties. The word comes from the Middle Dutch word kwaksalver which means one who sells salves and ointments. Although seldom used nowadays quacksalver is the origin of the term quack which means pretty much the same thing.
“Johnny’s in hospital with pneumonia, his doctor missed it!”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”
by AKACroatalin March 18, 2019
Get the Quacksalvermug. Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.
"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"
"What a crowd of winkies!"
by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015
Get the Winkiesmug. The name tiger woman refers to a predatory female who is sexually active. She is not necessarily a nymphomaniac, but is certainly hypersexual so that when she sees a male she wants she is single-minded in her pursuit. She has certain characteristics of a tiger as she is usually solitary with few female friends, also like the tiger she can be vindictive and vicious if denied her prey. When she gets a man into her bed she displays a huge capacity for sex and is extremely enthusiastic in her application. She was celebrated in the 1969 song, by British band The Move “Wild Tiger Woman”.
by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019
Get the Tiger Womanmug. No joy is an English expression meaning a lack of success or failure; it can also mean a lack of luck. It is believed to derive from the lack of happiness or joy when success is achieved or a stroke of good fortune is encountered. Therefore no success, no luck, no joy.
by AKACroatalin August 31, 2016
Get the No Joymug. UFHC stands for Unfit for Human Consumption and means just that. In the UK it became well known during World War II where all foodstuffs had to be used and those unfit for human consumption were used as animal feed. It was also at this time that its use expanded and it was applied to those people who are truly disgusting and whose habits appearance and presence make you want to vomit.
That Malcolm is disgusting, scratching his fat arsehole inside his pants then cleaning his nails with his teeth. Totally UFHC.
by AKACroatalin March 24, 2017
Get the UFHCmug.