AKACroatalin's definitions

Multiple Submissions

Making more than one submission of a definition to Urban Dictionary. This is a device used by people in the hope that the more frequently they submit their definition the more likely it is to be accepted. If the definition contravenes the guidelines laid down by Urban Dictionary, volunteer editors will not accept it no matter how many times it is submitted. The practice of multiple submissions is also likely to backfire on them as even if the volunteer editor couldn’t decide on it the first time they saw it, seeing multiple times more is likely to piss them off so that they vote to keep it out, after all they’re only human. So if you are going to submit a definition, do yourself a favour, submit it only once and if it is rejected, check it against Urban Dictionary guidelines, correct it and resubmit and it just might get accepted.

Making multiple submissions to Urban Dictionary slows things down and may actually reduce the chances of your definition being accepted.

by AKACroatalin May 10, 2015

Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Heale

Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.

“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”

by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016

Necrophobia

Necrophobia is the irrational fear of corpses, not just those of people but animals as well. Also included in this fear are the people, objects and ceremonies associated with death such as undertakers, morticians, coffins, tombstones, cemeteries and funerals. In a another way necrophobia could also be used to mean a fear of the dead by a cultural group, that their spirits will return to haunt the living, causing them harm in some way.

In some cultures necrophobia would be totally alien as the dead are welcome among the living.

by AKACroatalin June 12, 2015

A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

Gay-bar

A penis; specifically a penis belonging to a homosexual male. A play on the word k-bar, it refers specifically to an instrument used to stab other haemorrhoid busters in the arse.

Gay-bar brings a whole new perspective to gay bar.

by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017