A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
by AKACroatalin October 13, 2015
English word meaning 'in good health'. Believed to originate from the French 'fin' which besides meaning finished also means complete or whole. It is from whole that we get the word 'hale' meaning healthy. Despite the attempts of speakers on motivational courses to suggest that it is an acronym standing for 'Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional' it is a valid word, with a considerable pedigree, to be used as the answer to the question 'How are you?'
"You know that teambuilding course I went on, silly bitch running asked me how I was, and when I said fine, looked down her nose at me and said' fine stands for Fed-up, Insecure, Emotional and Neurotic' and I should say good."
"What did you say?"
"I asked her if she was good and when she said yes looked down my nose at her and told her 'good stands for Gormless, Overbearing, Over opinionated, and Depressing' and she should say 'fine'. I got a round of applause and she didn't like that at all."
"What did you say?"
"I asked her if she was good and when she said yes looked down my nose at her and told her 'good stands for Gormless, Overbearing, Over opinionated, and Depressing' and she should say 'fine'. I got a round of applause and she didn't like that at all."
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
"I got her drawers off, but as I was getting down to it I caught a whiff of her fanny. Talk about toe rag this was an anchovy sundae!"
by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015
Holy shit! You’d dislocate your jaw trying to pronounce that and still not be sure if you got it right. It’s fear of the number 666 and goes back to the Book of Revelation in the Bible where 666 is the number of the beast. Interestingly when Ronald and Nancy Reagan left the White House in 1989 and moved to Los Angeles, they insisted on changing the address of their house from 666 St Cloud Road to 668 St Cloud Road.
by AKACroatalin February 16, 2017
A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.
by AKACroatalin June 09, 2015
This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
Making more than one submission of a definition to Urban Dictionary. This is a device used by people in the hope that the more frequently they submit their definition the more likely it is to be accepted. If the definition contravenes the guidelines laid down by Urban Dictionary, volunteer editors will not accept it no matter how many times it is submitted. The practice of multiple submissions is also likely to backfire on them as even if the volunteer editor couldn’t decide on it the first time they saw it, seeing multiple times more is likely to piss them off so that they vote to keep it out, after all they’re only human. So if you are going to submit a definition, do yourself a favour, submit it only once and if it is rejected, check it against Urban Dictionary guidelines, correct it and resubmit and it just might get accepted.
Making multiple submissions to Urban Dictionary slows things down and may actually reduce the chances of your definition being accepted.
by AKACroatalin May 09, 2015