Definitions by AJHM
September eleventhy
1. An adjective used to explain things in a quick simple way that unlocks a mental set of ideas relating to the September eleventh terrorist attacks.
2. A racial slur against any type of Muslim of Middle Eastern descent.
2. A racial slur against any type of Muslim of Middle Eastern descent.
Used in Family Guy in the episode "Tales from a Third Grade Nothing" when Peter and a Middle Eastern child compete in a Spelling Bee:
Tom Tucker: "Our next competitors are Peter Griffin and Omar Majah-resahh-- something September eleventhy."
It was a September eleventhy kind of ordeal when all the media outlets focused on Tiger Woods' sex scandal.
After seeing a September eleventhy kind of guy board the plane, I felt extremely nervous.
Tom Tucker: "Our next competitors are Peter Griffin and Omar Majah-resahh-- something September eleventhy."
It was a September eleventhy kind of ordeal when all the media outlets focused on Tiger Woods' sex scandal.
After seeing a September eleventhy kind of guy board the plane, I felt extremely nervous.
September eleventhy by AJHM June 14, 2010
fucked-up-time
A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours.
For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.
fucked-up-time by AJHM May 3, 2008
Americanize
1. To make food unhealthy as possible by loading on excessive amounts of condiments or by cooking it in a deep fryer.
2. To add a large amount of unneeded accessories to something such as a car, house, or any other object or idea that represents the stereotypical American lifestyle.
2. To add a large amount of unneeded accessories to something such as a car, house, or any other object or idea that represents the stereotypical American lifestyle.
1. The Chinese food in America tastes much better than the real food that people eat in China. The cheap Chinese restaurants must be Americanizing their food with excessive amounts of trans fats to make it taste better.
2. Customer at a deli- "I'll have the turkey sandwich. I see the option of 'Americanize It!' on the menu. What does that mean?"
Employee- "That means with all of the toppings plus a bucket of grease."
3. Jack blows all of his money Americanizing his car such as buying spinners, spoilers, and a $5,000 sound system. No wonder he's always broke.
2. Customer at a deli- "I'll have the turkey sandwich. I see the option of 'Americanize It!' on the menu. What does that mean?"
Employee- "That means with all of the toppings plus a bucket of grease."
3. Jack blows all of his money Americanizing his car such as buying spinners, spoilers, and a $5,000 sound system. No wonder he's always broke.
Americanize by AJHM February 18, 2008
yept
Generally the same definition of "yep" and "yes." This word is mostly used in Iowa to fill in conversation gaps during an awkward moment of silence.
Groundhog Day Effect
Based on the movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray. It is the idea that every action that one makes; the rewards and consequences of those actions are not followed through the next day. If someone were to make a big choice, commit a crime, offend someone, make a mistake, or meet someone through out a period of a regular 24 hr. day, those rewards and consequences for all of those actions are not carried through the next day. It is all forgotten. In other words, it's like yesterday never happened. Therefore this pattern can keep on repeating for an unknown amount of time.
Last night, Larry inadvertently said an offensive racial comment that offended many people. However, the very next day Larry experenced a Groundhog Day Effect. All was forgotten and everyone he offended seemed to have forgotten the incident. Therefore, Larry is in the same position as he was before he made the comment.
Groundhog Day Effect by AJHM January 11, 2008
metric time
A system of time with the base measurement of a metric second which is equal to 1/100,000 of a day. There are 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, and ten hours to a day. So 1 metric hour is equivalent to 2 hrs. 24 min. regular time. So when it is 5.00 metric time it is noon regular time. Midnight on Metric Time starts at 0.00 hrs and runs up to 9.99 hrs. To convert from metric time to regular time take for example 5.85 metric time and multiply by 2.4 which equals the hour with a decimal. Take the decimal and multiply it by 60 to get the minutes in regular time. If you want PM just subtract 12. So 5.85 Metric Time = 14:04 or 2:04 PM.
Ever since Metric Time was established, no one ever gets confused with AM nor PM.
John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.
The incident took place at 2.68.
John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.
The incident took place at 2.68.
metric time by AJHM June 5, 2007