titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

by AJAW July 14, 2004

vaginal sex

The most common form of sex. This type of sex is accomplished when a man thrusts his penis in and out of a woman's vagina from the front or from behind.

Most of the time, people have vaginal sex.

by AJAW January 01, 2005

botch

To mess up a pro wrestling move.

Owen Hart botched a piledriver on Stone Cold Steve Austin and broke his neck one time.

by AJAW January 02, 2005

11345663

In the same mold as 710 77345, 55378008 and 5138008, 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'.

A stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me. He ended up in the nurse's office with a calculator up his nose.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

$texas

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

by AJAW August 03, 2004

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.

I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.

by AJAW September 10, 2005