AJAW's definitions

botch

To mess up a pro wrestling move.

Owen Hart botched a piledriver on Stone Cold Steve Austin and broke his neck one time.

by AJAW January 1, 2005

Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."

by AJAW July 3, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.

"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004

plastic spinners

What fucking beaners put on their wheels to try to look cool when they can't afford the real thing.

'Hey, look at that beaner's crap car with the plastic spinners! What a fag!'

by AJAW November 1, 2006

lnkplz

Short for "link please." Used to ask someone to provide a link.

"Hey, I found this awesome video of some guy jumping off a car and totally faceplanting."
"Awesome. Lnkplz."

by AJAW October 12, 2007