AJAW's definitions

pro wrestling

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

butt fugly

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.

"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"

by AJAW August 17, 2004

nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.

"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

by AJAW July 26, 2004

11345663

In the same mold as 710 77345, 55378008 and 5138008, 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'.

A stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me. He ended up in the nurse's office with a calculator up his nose.

by AJAW July 17, 2004

Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."

by AJAW July 3, 2004

Adama Maneuver

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

by AJAW October 29, 2006