AJAW's definitions

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004

bandwagon jumper

Anyone who bashes President Bush and is planning to vote for John Kerry.

'Hey, look at Joe. Just last year he was supporting Bush, and now he's carrying a sign supporting Kerry. What a bandwagon jumper.'

by AJAW July 19, 2004

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004

mammarinal sex

Titfucking. It's when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, rams his penis back and forth until climax.

Mammarinal sex can be combined with oral sex to perform a titfuck blowjob.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

Adama Maneuver

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

by AJAW October 29, 2006

teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

by AJAW July 26, 2004

racist double standard

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?

White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"

by AJAW December 3, 2004