ADAM's definitions

tap that

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass.

"Shitttt, I'd tap that ass any day of the week."

by Adam September 22, 2004

Natural Mascara

bruising a females lower ocular socket.(see also BLACK EYE)

She wouldn't let me put it in her butt, so I gave her natural mascera.

by Adam November 5, 2004

sandbox

when you fuck some girl than throw sand in her cunt

i gave that girl a sandbox and she was very angry

by Adam October 13, 2004

pussish

Of or like a pussy

Bizzo, man you are extremely pussish today.

by Adam December 22, 2003

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 5, 2004

ufia

UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.

I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!

by Adam October 14, 2004

Mad John

Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.

Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)

Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.

He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)

Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"

by Adam April 13, 2005