AD218's definitions

Realist

Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!

1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!

2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!

3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!

by AD218 September 26, 2008

Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Snausage

A mansausage that is inside of some really snug fitting jeans, with a super pronounced outline. (Snug fit sausage)

Dude check out how tight that guys jeans are, he is totally rocking the snausage!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Amper Stoked

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

the away game

Simply put, an away game of pocket ball!

Dude is gay, he is into the away game.

by AD218 October 9, 2008

Surgeons Mask

Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!

I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!

by AD218 September 25, 2008

The Miss Piggy

While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.

I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008