Definitions by AC Sativa

Malaise Era 

The period from 1972 to 1996 (some would even say it ran all the way to 2008) where American car companies were making cars that were just awful. At first it was simply because the feds had enacted strict emissions regulations thanks to skyrocketing oil prices, but after those were lifted in 1983 the problem was simply lazy design and shittacular build quality.

People wonder why Japan and Germany took over the car market, well, just look at the shitboxes we were putting out during the malaise era and there's your answer.

Malaise Era by AC Sativa May 19, 2018

Shitbox 

1. A garbage ass car, either because it hasn't been properly taken care of or it just wasn't any good to begin with.
2. A woman's asshole.

1. Maybe if you got rid of that hooptie ass shitbox Cobalt you'd get some bitches on your dick!
2. When I get out of work I'm gonna go to your mom's house and tongue-punch her shitbox.

Shitbox by AC Sativa May 19, 2018

huffing box 

Munching muff, tasting twat, snacking on snatch, etc... Eating pussy.

Ellen DeGeneres is really into huffing box.

huffing box by AC Sativa September 12, 2017

murderers row 

Term to define the cream of the crop of any group of people, good or bad. As much as I hate to admit it, the term was originally coined by the 1927 Yankees, who were unquestionably the best baseball team ever, but you can use it in other ways, for instance, the WWE roster in early 2000 was the murderers row of wrestling talent. On the other hand, the 19 9/11 hijackers were a murderers row of terrorists that are burning in hell.

Donald Trump's cabinet is looking like a murderers row of scumbags and shitheads.

murderers row by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Wank Pheasant 

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

Wank Pheasant by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Sin Bin

Slang term for the penalty box in hockey.

That motherfucker spends so much time in the sin bin that he has a PSP and his phone charger in there.

Sin Bin by AC Sativa November 28, 2016

For the Birds 

A term to describe something you want nothing to do with.

"Hey, can you get some blow?"
"Nah, I don't fuck with that, that shit is for the birds."

For the Birds by AC Sativa September 20, 2016