ABDL2023's definitions

swoof

(ABDL slang) To lie on one's belly in an in-door hammock swing and be swung high

My boy likes to swoof.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Tub bucking

The same as log bucking; however, done with use of a plastic or iron tub, rope, and spongy rubber mat. In this case, a person sits or lies inside a tub. A long rope is passed through a set of hooks. One end is free and the other is secured to a large tree branch. Two or more people must yank the free end of the rope hard enough to launch the third person out of the tub and onto the rubber mat.

Let's go tub bucking.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Pit jet

a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.

Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Ooha

The sound one makes when slugged in the balls really hard. The sound comes as the result of all of the air being forced from the victim's lungs and his mouth flying open. The resulting sound is: "Ooh-ha!"

Tony ran directly into a fire hidrant, and he said "Ooha!" when the thing nailed him directly in his manhood.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Rummy Tummy

a hot belly from consuming a lot of rum; a belly full of rum

I can't drink anymore because I have a rummy tummy.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023