ABDL2023's definitions

Yacking Eulah

The computerized voice of a busines's automated switchboard, the "out-of-service" recording.

I called, but I got a yacking Eulah instead.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Laying bricks

placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.

Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Balboa

A real bad sucker punch

While boxing, I took a Balboa to the face.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

girf

Sitting on and flattening a large warm pile of thick mushy poop in a diaper

He girfed before I changed him.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023