Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 07, 2020

Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!

i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020