A random piece of cardboard's definitions

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Bucket

A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head

ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Car

A small All Terrain Armored Transport

I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Binary

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 00110001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00110000 00100111 01110011

Binary is fun, what... you don't know what it is?!?!?!?! i just explained it?!?!?!!?!1?!?!11?

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020