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A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots
I play the piano...terribly
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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A instrument used to annoy your roommates.
STOP PLAYING THE TRUMPETTT!!!!!!!!
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head
ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests
I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters
I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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something to type penis on.
I typed penis on a keyboard

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