Definitions by A ham sandwich

Bible Funker 

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

Bible Funker by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

teepee 

The holocaust, that is all.

Man, teepee sucked

teepee by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jesus Rights 

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

Jesus Rights by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Wumpler 

Someone who wumples people.

That dude is such a wumpler, he just wumpled Mrs. Sampson.

Wumpler by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jacket Crumpet 

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

Jacket Crumpet by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

thick bones 

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

thick bones by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

pork mat 

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

pork mat by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022