A ham sandwich's definitions

Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

thick bones

Slang for someone with a small piston ;)

Man, that guy must have some thick bones.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Bible Funker

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Wumpler

Someone who wumples people.

That dude is such a wumpler, he just wumpled Mrs. Sampson.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

teepee

The holocaust, that is all.

Man, teepee sucked

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022