Definitions by A gentleman from nantucket

Alligator slide 

The act of getting out of bed after shitting yourself, leaving behind a brown trail showing the exact path in which you got out of bed.

Randle is that an alligator slide or have you been eating chocolate in bed again, either way you nasty

Alligator slide by A gentleman from nantucket December 2, 2021

Mustache Mafia 

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

Mustache Mafia by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

Slot Lizard 

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.

Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.

Slot Lizard by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018

Disabilibuddies 

Friends who when together discuss ways to get on disability and government aid programs.

Where is Randle?

I saw him leave a while ago to visit his disabilibuddies

Disabilibuddies by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018

Disabilibuddy 

A friend who when together discuss ways to get on disability and other government aid programs

I don't know how I would have gotten onto disability, without help from my disabilibuddy, Randle.

Disabilibuddy by A gentleman from nantucket July 24, 2018