A friend's definitions
Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.
by A Friend August 7, 2003
Get the Choadesmug. Non-educated delinquent.
Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.
Also see townies, chavs, scallys
Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.
Also see townies, chavs, scallys
by A Friend December 9, 2004
Get the NEDmug. 1. exclamation, used specifically when confounded by a
mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes
with an added fear of the unknown.
2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small
mammal breaks wind.
mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes
with an added fear of the unknown.
2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small
mammal breaks wind.
1. dave: hey buddy, come get in the automobile. me and the
guys have a super special suprise waiting for you
involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small
amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where
though.
chaz: gazoip!!
2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip?
phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.
guys have a super special suprise waiting for you
involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small
amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where
though.
chaz: gazoip!!
2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip?
phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.
by a friend September 1, 2008
Get the gazoipmug. A combination of the words "fugly" and "sexy". Used to discribe a person who is so fugly that they're sexy!
Steven Tyler is fuglexy!
by A Friend February 27, 2005
Get the fuglexymug. one who recieves no wops under any cicumstances for the reason that they are a) ugly b) nasty or c) all of the above. no matter how hard they might try, just no one wants to suck that nasty hairy D
by a friend January 18, 2005
Get the wop-lessmug. Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.
Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.
by A friend March 19, 2004
Get the benchmarksmug. 
Get the speklemug.