Definitions by A WHITE GUY

Flappy Bird 

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.

Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.

Flappy Bird by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Chubbscout 

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.

My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.

Chubbscout by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

sex offender 

your next door neighbor.

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.

sex offender by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

pedobyte 

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

pedobyte by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.

I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?

rooster head by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013

Kia 

Shitty korean car that falls apart on the assembly line and disintegrates when it drizzles.

north korea's slow attack in the US.

stalls out while going up hill.

kia stands for

Killed

In

Assembly.

Kia by A WHITE GUY October 8, 2013

mini bike 

a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.

not the same as pocket bikes.

being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.

way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.

not meant for little kids.

not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.

mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.

they go great with marijuana too btw.

mini bike by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013