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Definitions by A WHITE GUY

Flappy Bird 

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
Flappy Bird by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Chubbscout 

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.
My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.
Chubbscout by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

sex offender 

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
sex offender by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

pedobyte 

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.
pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)
pedobyte by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.
I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?
rooster head by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013
Shitty korean car that falls apart on the assembly line and disintegrates when it drizzles.

north korea's slow attack in the US.

stalls out while going up hill.
Kia by A WHITE GUY October 8, 2013

loser cruiser 

-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.

-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.

-any hybrid car or smart car.

-hummer h2.

-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."

"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
loser cruiser by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013