Definitions by A WHITE GUY

Flappy Bird 

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.

Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.

Flappy Bird by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Chubbscout 

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.

My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.

Chubbscout by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014

sex offender 

your next door neighbor.

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.

sex offender by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

pedobyte 

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

pedobyte by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.

I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?

rooster head by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013

Kia 

Shitty korean car that falls apart on the assembly line and disintegrates when it drizzles.

north korea's slow attack in the US.

stalls out while going up hill.

kia stands for

Killed

In

Assembly.

Kia by A WHITE GUY October 8, 2013

whitey 

A nick name black guys give their only white friend.

A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).

Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).

The dog from crayon shin chen.

The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.

Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.

Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.

Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.

whitey by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013