A Simple Idiot Was Taken's definitions

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

A Pervert

you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...

P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022

Roblox Tiktoks

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.

Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021

Exotic Tongue

There are two definitions for this phrase:

1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.

2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.

1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"

2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The website you're on right now.

P1: Where you searching the Urban Dictionary last night?
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Funny Flour

What I like to call cocaine.

"Ayo pass da funny flour"
"Bitch you high as a kite dis is brown sugar"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022