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A Pervert

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you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...
P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022
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A Cat

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A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
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A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
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Exotic Tongue

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There are two definitions for this phrase:

1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.

2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"

2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

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The website you're on right now.
P1: Where you searching the Urban Dictionary last night?
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
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Virginity

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Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
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Coma Corpse

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"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022
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