Definitions by A Simple Idiot Was Taken
A Pervert
P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
A Pervert by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022
A Cat
A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
A Cat by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
why exercise when you can get extra sides
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
why exercise when you can get extra sides by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
Exotic Tongue
There are two definitions for this phrase:
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
Exotic Tongue by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022
Urban Dictionary
P1: Where you searching the Urban Dictionary last night?
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit
Urban Dictionary by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
Virginity
Something that I shall never lose.
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
Virginity by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
Coma Corpse
A dead body.
"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
Coma Corpse by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022