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P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022
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Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.
P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
Get the A Cat mug.P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
Get the why exercise when you can get extra sides mug.There are two definitions for this phrase:
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.
2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.
1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022
Get the Exotic Tongue mug.P1: Where you searching the Urban Dictionary last night?
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
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(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022
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"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022
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