4 definitions by A Manly Ape

Shableef

A queef that consists of: farting, shitting, and bleeding.

Damn, Shayla shableefed during class last week and made Mr. Hsu throw up.

by A Manly Ape September 24, 2014

Shit-Fuck

An expression used when just yelling "Fuck" is not enough. Also a gay sex position.

*stubs pinky toe on chair*
Oh Shit-Fuck! That hurt!

by A Manly Ape September 23, 2014

Utah Pull Out

While having unprotected sex via the "pull out" method, right as the man is about to blow his load and abort mission, the woman wraps her legs around the man, thus locking him in and causing his load to fill inside her. This increases the chance of conception, and therefore a baby. The Utah Pull Out has been very popular in starting large Mormon families, and locking men into marriage after they come home from their missions.

Kathleen used the Utah Pull Out on her brother John so he was locked into starting a large, Mormon family with her. Mormon Utah Pull Out Brigham Young

by A Manly Ape May 6, 2016

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Shannon spent all her cash on crack, now she's a Strawberry Shortcake.

by A Manly Ape September 17, 2014