93 yourcultleader93's definitions

Covid Cookies

1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.

She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.

by 93 yourcultleader93 November 16, 2020

Shit puff

Passing wind

I went to eat her ass and she let out a shit puff.

by 93 yourcultleader93 March 25, 2022

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

APT

noun: an acronym for Anxiety Phone Thumbs.The cold wet feeling of your thumbs from holding and texting on your smartphone.Usually caused by inactivity of the rest of your body.May also be caused from poor blood circulation or generalized anxiety.

I was chilling typing up new words for Urban Dictionary when I got a bad case of APT..My hands, especially the thumbs were drenched in panic sweat.The APT were so bad that when I tried to use TouchID my fingerprints couldn’t be recognized.

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 26, 2020

Fritch

A stuck up frat-girl bitch.WASP snatch,daddy’s girl trick.

I was getting a drink when a group of Fritch girls decided to try to ruin my night.Luckily I had a giant bottle of mace.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 30, 2020

Torture Ball

The Sun.

I really didn’t want to go out until night.I can’t stand the Torture Ball.

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Hollow-ween

When all your plans for Halloween get destroyed,so you sit around being annoyed by anyone having fun of any kind.

As much as I love Halloween,Covid-19 made it a Hollow-ween.I’m so over it.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 31, 2020