Definitions by 93 yourcultleader93

Pornicating 

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

Pornicating by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

CoronaFlyrus

The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.

Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.

CoronaFlyrus by 93 yourcultleader93 October 7, 2020

Retweetments 

When you retweet a link and pretend you didn’t read or watch it if someone calls you out on it.

Donald Trump’s retweetments are total bs on the most part.He hides his racist views in plain sight.Then he pretends to be innocent.

Retweetments by 93 yourcultleader93 September 15, 2020

Leatherfaced 

The action of a person that prevents you from getting

off the hook.

Man,I had to totally pay her back.She leatherfaced me!!!
She wasn’t having it.

Leatherfaced by 93 yourcultleader93 August 2, 2020

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

APT 

noun: an acronym for Anxiety Phone Thumbs.The cold wet feeling of your thumbs from holding and texting on your smartphone.Usually caused by inactivity of the rest of your body.May also be caused from poor blood circulation or generalized anxiety.

I was chilling typing up new words for Urban Dictionary when I got a bad case of APT..My hands, especially the thumbs were drenched in panic sweat.The APT were so bad that when I tried to use TouchID my fingerprints couldn’t be recognized.

APT by 93 yourcultleader93 July 26, 2020

ho vaulter 

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.

You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

ho vaulter by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020