Untz/Unts

Phonetic spelling- Uh-nntz; The sound in every. techno. song. EVER. Aptly named because it sounds like someone saying "untz/unts" in a low tone. The classic "untz/unts" is generally repeated incessantly throughout said techno song. If you heard techno, you know what I'm talking about.

1, 2, 3, and 4 are occurring in parallel-

1. untz/unts untz utnz utnz untz untz untz untz untz
2. the system- is down- the system- is down- the-
3. fast erratic drum beat- fast erratic drum beat-
4. loud siren, quiet siren, loud siren, quiet siren,-

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 14, 2011

Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 05, 2010

SEGA Dreamcast

The Sega Dreamcast was a game system made in 1999. Due to many bad decisions, the system was abandoned in around 02'. They are as cheap as dirt now, (about 20$) and considering iso's of many can be grabbed for free, and the majority of the library can be had for super cheap at game exchanges that stock old games, it makes it an easy purchase.

Person 1: Lets get a bag of potato chips and play some Marvel vs Capcom 2 on my Sega Dreamcast!
Person 2: Fuck yes.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 16, 2010

wit

A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 09, 2011

Vampire

Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.

Vampires don't need a fucking example.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 04, 2010

cdouche

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010