Definitions by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1
astrology
When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"
2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
astrology by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010
Vampire
Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
Vampire by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 4, 2010
reinforcement plate
An extra paper plate that you grab to put under the first to add reinforcement (in case it gets soggy, deformed, etc). Some of the time, one will keep the reinforcement plate, and only replace the top plate. The same can apply to cups.
Bob: Hey, Steve! I can't help but notice that you keep grabbing 2 or more plates everytime you come back up to get some mashed potatoes.
Steve: Oh, those are reinforcement plates.
Bob: Okay, but could you stop eating all the chicken?
Steve: Oh, those are reinforcement plates.
Bob: Okay, but could you stop eating all the chicken?
reinforcement plate by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 12, 2010
cdouche
One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)
Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.
cdouche by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010
insert name here
insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!
Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
insert name here by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 7, 2010
True Blood
dude: Cool! Porn.
chick: This is that new vampire show on HBO, True Blood
dude: Oh, that's why there's so much blood everywhere.
(awkward looks are exchanged)
chick: This is that new vampire show on HBO, True Blood
dude: Oh, that's why there's so much blood everywhere.
(awkward looks are exchanged)
True Blood by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 6, 2010