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Definitions by 7'1'' George Washington

1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.
"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

squicide 

1) The act of attempting suicide, but failing, killing one's dearest animal friend.

2) Attempting to bungee jump from 10,000 feet, and dying either on impact or from lack of oxygen.
"I hear tom commited squicide yesterday..." "OH NO! How is Mr. Fluffles?!?!"
A fat lizard who is extremely concerned with his/her relationship status
DUDE! I need an answer from Shelly. Is she going to marry me or not?! I'm turning into a snaoghe!
1. v. To pull out the contents of a female cliterice and consume.

2. n. The act of nurishing oneself with the contents of a vagina.

3. adj. Bloody and messy.

4. adv. To do so while being horny for the consumption of a vagina's innards.
Yo, holmez, im so tired from last night: I was up all night VagPag-ing Nikki.

goofpooball 

1. A hairy planet-sized gelatinous ball of poo which was spit out by a black hole after it had previously elgulfed an inlarged taco imported from northeastern Russia.

2. A harsh insult used to describe someone who barfs up hairy poo-balls daily. Sassquaches are known for doing this, so it's pretty much like calling someone a sassquache.

3. A house-hold cleaning devise used during World War I to defeat the evil encroaching German scum.

Goofpooball is commonly misspelled as the followig:

1.goufpubill
2.gooph poo balle
3.gooses eat poo balls
4.whats a goofpooball?
5.that was spellled right.
6.oh.
7.llaboopfoog
1. A LARGE GOOFPOOBALL WAS JUST SPOTTED NEAR JUPITER!

2. Come on, you goofpooball, i don't want to be last in line for hot dogs!

3. Fire the goofpooball at those germans!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!

Blexican 

An African American whose parents are from Latin America. The converse may also apply: A Latino whose parents are African-American.
The Blexican in Equilibrium was destroyed! I am choosing to allow this.

Antidotes For Nancyll 

The Antidotes For Nanyll-imbonotics are as followes:
1) AIDS
2) Colonoscopy
3) Sex With A Male Donkey (preferrably from Brazil)
4) Immideate injection of a 20-ounce dose of ibuprofin
5) Streak on A Soccer Field During A World Cup
6) Bathing in 50 Gallons of pure salt
7) A severe bite to the leg from a Spidermonkey
8) Insertion of Fish Eggs via the ear
9) Removal of The penis
10) Removal of Appendix
The Antidotes For Nancyll are very strange, but they work!