discord mod

A self-proclaimed ruler of a Discord server, usually armed with an overinflated sense of power and a ban hammer ready to swing at the slightest inconvenience. Known for micromanaging chats, enforcing rules that no one cares about, and using “infractions” as a way to feel important. Typically found lurking in the server at all hours, waiting for any opportunity to “warn” or “mute” someone for speaking out of turn, using a single emoji too many, or typing in all caps. Their expertise includes correcting typos, banning users for vague reasons like “being too toxic,” and replying with “read the rules” whenever they get called out. They often rock the title of "Admin" and act like it’s a badge of honor, but in reality, they’re just the guy who spends too much time online.
Person 1: "I just posted a meme and the Discord Mod kicked me for ‘inappropriate content’—it was just a picture of a dog." Person 2: "Lmao, classic Discord Mod move. He's out here banning people like it’s his full-time job."

Usage:

"Man, I made a joke in the chat and now I’m muted by the Discord Mod for 7 days... guess I’m not allowed to have fun anymore."
"That mod banned me for saying ‘hi’ too many times. What a power trip."
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by 584940493395874392034839394 February 28, 2025
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🅱️eter

the guy from belugas video on discord light mode. 🅱️eter uses discord light mode and he apparently isnt human because he can survive discord light mode
🅱️eter - im 🅱️eter @everyone

me - no one asked

mod - dont ping @everyone

🅱️eter - @everyone switch to light mode it feels nicer on the eyes just trust

me - do you want me to die

mod - ?ban @🅱️eter troll
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MacBook

a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me

macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro

the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows

MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face
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discord support

"support" its actually not support. go to discord feedback and see all the angry posts from users where technicians just close their tickets. its so garbage its not even support
my account got taken down, i asked discord support, and they just closed my ticket and didnt even answer my question
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

wtdrwr4tberwvda idfkk wftffff gis going onnnnn 4u44323aqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
im so boredasdfabgfvgrdc qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
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windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
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android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
by 584940493395874392034839394 March 09, 2024
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