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WHY DID YOU TYPE THIS IN

person 1 - 👉👌😫
person 2 - WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 02, 2024

asdf

this is so boring

this is so boringggasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 02, 2024

diddycord

discord but from p diddy

im going onto discord- whys it called diddycord
welcome to diddycord p diddy now controls discord he can now turn on your webcam use your microphone see your ip

oh fu-sound cut out from chopping phone in half and dying now that diddy has control to his life

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 16, 2025

pkcell

dankpods BAT TREES

oh my PKCELL

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 05, 2024

?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

you dont want piguy to ever come back to your server

me - ?ban
dyno - command ?ban ?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
piguy - DSIOCRD MOD LMFAOOOOOOO
me - ?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 16, 2025

Crowdstrike

in july 2024, a lot of windows pcs bsod'd because of a force update

worker - oh fuck - a windows force update. i wont be able to get this all done for an hour

someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike

boss - FUCK MICROSOFT

by 584940493395874392034839394 June 14, 2025

customisability

it doesnt matter

just get an iphone android customisability doesnt matter

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024