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Definitions by 4realazitgits

From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)
Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!
No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
S&p 500 by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

World showcase lingus 

Another word play on a disney epcot attraction. The world showcase lagoon. In this case. World showcase lingus refers to an all nude women s busbee berkeley style revue where a member of the audience is chosen at random. He or she must then give each kooter a lick before the dance number is over if the contestants wins he/she receives kooter cash coupons redeemable at any "dicks knee world resort". Or any adult themed attraction such as "dicks knees 20
000 licks under the see".
I won world showcase lingus and now my gf is hella jealous!"

A kooter komputer review 

A play on words referencing an original attraction at disneyworlds epcot center the astuter computer review which ran from 1982-1984. The updated version would by extension refer to any webcam or adult sites which have women engaged in.shall we say
Non Disney extracurricular activities!
I completed my a kooter komputer review. Now I'm ready when to. Cum for finals!

Dr och seejin 

Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
Pa announcer in hospital:"dr och seejin please report. To surgery stat!
Dr och seejin by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
Alternative rock group fronted by singer Patrick moynahan who rose to fame in the early 2000s on the strength of their hit single "hey soul sister". They were awardt
A grammy in 2001 for "drops of jupiter". According to the bands bio moynahan received the inspiration for this song from his late mom who gave him the lyrics in a dream and the rest they say is history!
I saw train at the palladium.they were. Fantastic!
Train by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Pecans on the half shell 

Term used to describe small breasts
Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!