Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.
I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!
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House of blue clits

Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
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Slobovia

Term used to describe an area of complete disarray
Such as a hoarders house
Dude have you seen dwayne's apartment? It's total slobovia man!
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Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!
Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!
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Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.
I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.
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Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head
I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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