Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.
Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!
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Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.
Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.
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2 finger tango

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina to promulgate pleasure.
I did the 2 finger tango on myself then I marinated a steak in my own personal juices!
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Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
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Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
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Four on the floor

Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.
Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!
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Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.
"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"
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