Definitions by 4realazitgits

Jizzdickulate 

To use one's hands in a dramatic fashion while jerking off

I will. Jizzdickulate tonight if it doesn't make too much noise

Jizzdickulate by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Jizzoner

Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.

Your honor we did. Jizzoner

Jizzoner by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Mastedonnabation 

Secretly thinking 🤔 of Madonna while touring a dinosaur museum (there is a correlation here!) Then hiking it off to the men's room for a good wank!

I did some good. Mastedonnabation after my prehistoric origins class today.

Mastedonnabation by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Assured not stakin 

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

Assured not stakin by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

House of blue clits 

Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.

Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!

House of blue clits by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Edie the egg lady 

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey

Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!

Edie the egg lady by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Erotic egg toss

Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.

I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.

Erotic egg toss by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021