by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
Expression used to describe any situation that is totally screwed up upside y and sideways. The origins y this term come from an old classic john waters film entitled "desperate living"in the movie 2women are arrested and sent to mortville where all residents must walk around backwards. At all times!,
The church rummage sale was totally disorganized this year. I felt like I was in mortville all weekend long!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
Funk musician from philadelphia best known for his 1981 hit single double dutch bus from the album"children of tomorrow"
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
An unique omelette which became popular in 1850 during the California goldrush. This omelette is made by combining eggs bacon and oysters (smoked or otherwise) cheese can be added as a variation of this dish.
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021
A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
.
And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
by 4realazitgits April 29, 2021
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021