Clit cap

To take those small thumb or pinkie condoms and place it over ones clit.so as to provide manual stimulation.

I did a clit cap yesterday at work . Obviously.i had to leave my clothes on
So by the time I got home I had 5 raging orgasms!

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Peegasm

When you think 🤔 you have to pee but you have an orgasm instead. This can work for both men and women.in women it usually happens when a woman hits her g-spot just right and she gushes a bunch of girl juice. In guys it starts out as pee then transitions to pre come.and finally erupts as the mother lode.

Sheila: I was doing the Sybian. Last night at the Kundalini sex retreat. I thought I had to pee 😂 but I had a. Peegasm instead. I had to spend 2hours cleaning up the girl juice. Priscilla: Lucky you! I spent the night watching TV the Kundaliningus channel specifically.

by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021

Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!

Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!

by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021

Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Borscht svelte

Someone akin to a lounge lizard who may dress gaudily. And feel they are on fleek but they're really just a has been…

See that guy in the corner in the leisure suit? Definitely a. Borscht svelte.

by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021

Herb caen

Prolific columnist for the san Francisco chronicle for almost 60 years. Herb is perhaps best known for his inimitable column titled "caen punch"where he adroitly commented on the goings on in in the belle maiden of his city. San Francisco truly lost one of the brightest stars in it's constellation when herb caen took his final bow

No doubt about it.herb caen was a supernova in his own right!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021