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speech police 

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.
speech police by 2B+ March 21, 2020

white hoodwinked 

White hoodwinked means exactly what it sounds like. A racist white politician who lies, hides the truth, or cheats to get elected.
Why are people voting for him, don't they know they are being white hoodwinked by a racist crooked politician.
white hoodwinked by 2B+ March 1, 2020

you can't have your kale and spend it too 

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

Social-fullofshit-ism 

"Social-fullofshit-ism" is when your brain is so full of propaganda and lies that there is no room for the truth or reason.
I am sick and tired of watching the network news, they all spout the same old social-fullofshit-ism.
Social-fullofshit-ism by 2B+ October 20, 2019
Facism, the new combination of facial recognition technology with fascism. You can go wherever you want, but the government knows your every move.
Damn facism, can't go anywhere without being tagged by that machine.
Facism by 2B+ July 20, 2019

double nipping 

Sorry ladies, double nipping is limited to women with tits large enough to get the nipples close enough together to suck on both of them at the same time.
She loves double nipping, especially while she is riding on top.
double nipping by 2B+ October 25, 2016
Emotives are symbols, phrases, or images used to emotionally motivate people. They can be negative or positive, but it depends on what motivation or response is desired from the viewer or listener. They can cause emotional pain or happiness and can be used to manipulate others into action or make them experience despair.
After viewing negative emotives last night, Bill fell into a deep depression.
emotive by 2B+ March 9, 2016