Skip to main content

2020 is Satan's definitions

Barack Obama

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
mugGet the Barack Obama mug.

Logic

Something that life doesn’t have, like Gacha Life, Where boys are as tall as the beanstalk in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and girls are the size of the 7 dwarfs in Snow White. So logic makes no sense
God: Make everyone short
Jesus: ok...
God: expect the boys

Thats logic for ya
by 2020 is Satan March 30, 2020
mugGet the Logic mug.

Oversized hoodie

Things that cute short boys wear as nothing fits them properly, ask my friend, she has one of these boys.
“I see your wearing your oversized hoodie, Xander”
“Shut up you pervert, it’s the only thing that fits!”
by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
mugGet the Oversized hoodie mug.

Cornhub

Come down today, try some corn

Or we will sacrifice your newborn
Guy 1: I love cornhub
Guy 2: it makes me corny
by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
mugGet the Cornhub mug.

Mum

An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
by 2020 is Satan April 2, 2020
mugGet the Mum mug.

Chris

Chris
by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
mugGet the Chris mug.

Urban dictionary

The thing you are reading on this right now, most definitions are about sex but this one is normal, I think. Urban dictionary is a good place to search random stuff for random and funny definitions, we all like a but of a laugh! Whenever we think of a word they want to search up, we do and we get the most random results., so you probably searched up the name of this website just to see some random definitions on what people may thing of maybe you just want someone to link the word Urban Dictionary to some type of sex thing, but except the sexual relations when they are not needed, Urban dictionary is the place to be! Search up anything and if there are no results, make your own! They are worth it.
P1: hey dude let’s search up “Urban dictionary” to see what comes up in the actual website
P2: I’m doing it! Hmm, these are great definitions!
by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020
mugGet the Urban dictionary mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email