coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

POSA

Piece of shit ass

Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened?

Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.

by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006

taps

excellent ball handling skills.

did you see how a.i. put antonio on the floor twice? he got taps!!

by 2014_chiguy December 08, 2006

Smirnoff intolerant

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

ooh joke

a joke that makes people say "ooh" instead of laugh

Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.

Audience: Ooh!

this is an ooh joke

by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007

go righty

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013