Definitions by 1337 d00d

love 

the fictional emotion higher beings use to rationalize monogamous lust, to maintain the illusion of morality in organized society, in order to differentiate from the immoral desire of lust

'No, it's not just his body, I love him!'

love by 1337 d00d February 25, 2007

gravure 

An art form popular in Japan whereby a pre-teen or teen female idol poses for clothed, semi-clothed, or nude pictures in various positions and costumes. The pictures are published in magazine form, called photobooks, featuring only this female model and no others. Gravure idols feature race queens and pop idols who who to achieve celebrity by selling their images.

We don't have gravure idols in the US since girls here just post pictures on their own websites.

gravure by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005

l4m3r 

leetspeak for 'lamer', or one who is lame

is Morgan a ra3l gam3r? that Adam is a l4m3r

l4m3r by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005

Filthy Sanchez 

1. the sexual act of following anal sex immediately with oral sex, which causes residual fecal matter to coagulate on the recipient's upper lip, resembling a Mexican handlebar moustache

2. Unexplained sexual position taught by South Park character Mr. Garrison to his kindergarten class.

(1) 'Naw, I gave that slut Jessica a Filthy Sanchez, dude, not the other way around!'
(2) 'Ike, do you know what a "Filthy Sanchez" is?'

Filthy Sanchez by 1337 d00d July 13, 2005

gokken 

An incorrect spelling of the Japanese word "gokkun".

'Gokken? Oh, you mean "gokkun"...'

gokken by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

GILF

Acronym for Geek I'd Like to Fuck, a variant of MILF, popularized by the gaming cable TV channel G4TV.

Whoa, did you see the clips from E3? There were so many GILF's there I almost burst out of my pants...

GILF by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

cosplay 

Short for "costume play", a practice in Japanese adult video and idol photobooks whereby a female dresses in costume for the purpose of acting out a sexual fantasy, with particular attention to erotic costumes made popular in anime. Cosplay is differentiated from roleplay in that there is no roleplaying or acting involved, merely visual imitation of anime fantasy characters.

This Japanese girl does cosplay on her DVD, dressing as maid, nurse, nun, schoolteacher, and gothic lolita. It's sick, bro. I'm watching it again tonight with your mom.

cosplay by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005