1337 Fork's definitions

newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

facebook

1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.

1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"

by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008

Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.

hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

Alien

Film made in 1979, Directed by Ridley Scott. This takes place in the year 2037 onboard the vessel Nostromo. The crew is made up of Ripley, Dallas, Brett, Parker, Lambert, Kane, and Ash. The vessel recieves a message from an unidentified craft that was in distress on LV-426. The Crew answers the call, but while on the planet, Kane finds thousands of eggs, and one hatches and a creature attachs to his face. Later on the creature falls off, but implants an embryo which births an alien. The alien bursts through his chest, running off into the ship. Later on the Alien picks off the crew one by one until only Ripley is left. She then destroys the ship, and defeats the alien.

That movie Alien was excellent!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

Korean War

War fought from 1950-1953, when the United States sent troops into North Korea to aid South Korea from its northern attackers. North Korea wanted to convert South Korea into a communist nation. The Norh Korean's were unsucessful due to the American forces being victorious in 1953. The whole war was fought to stop the spread of communism, and the United States did suceed in stoping the spread of communism into South Korea.

The Korean war was a major war in history.

by 1337 Fork August 28, 2005

Linkzie

In reference to something gay, in most cases a person. Originated from an online user name of someone very unpleasant, this word is spreading quickly.

"That kid over there, what a herb..he's such a fucking Linkzie looking kid...oh wait that is Linkzie"

by 1337 Fork January 13, 2008

mets

New York Metropolitans

A team that has won two world series and four pennants.

A team that, as of the 2006 season is getting more random fans all of the sudden, get the fuck out front runners, and long live the true mets fans.

Guy 1- Yeah I'm a mets fan, I love them man they are doing good!
Guy 2- Name both years they won the series
Guy 1- Uhhh well you see..umm
Guy 2- Shut the fuck up front runner.

by 1337 Fork May 1, 2006