paper mario

The best RPG on N64. Zelda is NOT an RPG.

With Paper Mario,Banjo Kazooie,and Conker's Bad Fur Day,what more do I need on N64?

by 0niTTRay February 03, 2004

Abyss of Lost Consoles

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

by 0niTTRay March 03, 2004

driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

dildo

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

by 0niTTRay October 04, 2003

Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

by 0niTTRay December 08, 2003

schfifty five

a very high number that blade can count to
also hashmeer's IQ and girlfriend's age

schone,two,two and hailf,sheven,schfourteenteen,schwenty one,schewnty seven hailf,twenty seven,thirty seven,WHAT YOU SAY?? Shfifty Five.

by 0niTTRay April 06, 2004

chrono cross

A game with the most confusing opening I've ever seen...and by opening,I mean first few hours of the game. Oh yeah,and most battles are long fights but the bosses are pushovers in the end. The graphics are blinding,the CG cutscenes are REALLY pointless (aside from one or two),but the music is really cool. About 4/5ths of the characters join your party,a lot of them have ridiculous accents,a few of them actually contribute to the storyline too! Anyway,it has a good battle system,wraps up a few loose ends from Chrono Trigger,but it still looks like another Squaresoft PSX movie,i.e. lots of talking and CG cutscenes. Despite that,I wanna see a Chrono break. Badly.

Greco,Mojo,Skelly,NeoFio,Grobyc,and Turnip are some of the most gratuitous characters in the game. But playing as an anthropomorphic vegetable is pretty sweet.

by 0niTTRay March 08, 2004