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Chilli dick

When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.
Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019
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Sex cult

Everybody traids information for sex they meet up to have orgys and are all sex crazed they love sharing there stds amongs each other but they love to win so much they will gets aids if they have to.
the Sex cult is miff I heard one woman did all of kzn and gauteng go Virginia go I'm shocked she doesn't have blue waffle
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019
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Smitting

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.
Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019
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Adorable

A way of saying someone is cute or irreplaceable.
You are adorable
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020
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Luace

A very sweet and caring guy that's always there for you loves chicken and long walks on the beach. He is a good cook with a lot of patience. He is kind and is definitely husband material any lady would be blessed to have the opportunity for him to cuddle or even hold her. He has a big heart and classy gentlemen type of man.
Luace
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020
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Chance

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

No point dwelling on regret;

It won’t come back. The chance’s blown.

For all we sit and sigh and groan.

However much we sit and fret.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown.

The things back then we wished we’d known

Lessons we learned we won’t forget.

It won’t come back the chance’s blown.

There may be chances to atone

A different option, better bet.

The past is past, it’s gone, its flown.

We learned the lessons we have grown

The future hasn’t happened yet

There’ll be new chances not yet blown.

Let go the past, though don’t forget

We’ll grasp the future not yet met.

The past is past, it’s gone it’s flown

The future we will make our own.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 2, 2019
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nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
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