chauvinist

One who believes that their gender, group, or kind is superior to others.

"My gym teacher only let the boys play soccer..."

"That's only because he is a chauvinist."

"The fact that his IQ is lower than Forrest Gump's might also be partially responsible..."

by ... May 18, 2003

arabella

kind and loving person who everyone loves. the most beautiful girl in the world.

MAN!! Arabella is so beautiful!

by ... November 14, 2004

popping a mahoner

the act of getting a boner when dancing with an unattractive girl then having it observed and/or photographed.

Dude Ben is popping a mahoner wutta freaken wierdo.

by ... April 09, 2005

obesity

Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.

Usage: That trucker is one motherf-cker that is f-ckin riddled by obesity, f-ck.

by ... November 27, 2003

baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

by ... April 25, 2005

Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.

announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.

by ... March 20, 2005

strong sad

A depressing, overweight lump who appears to be an elephant with a ghost-like head who has a fondness for board games.

Oh, Necco Wafers. This reminds me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year, and nearly died.

by ... August 15, 2003