April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie

Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that

by .&:&3&83 May 19, 2018

K’d

When you send a really long and thoughtful message to someone and they reply with a K.

Guy 1: Hey how did your girl think of that valentine’s text you sent her?
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.

by .&:&3&83 May 14, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

Shaggy

An omnipotent being of unimaginable power. It is said that the Shaggy is the progenitor of reality itself. His inconspicuous human form has caused many to underestimate his prowess, with often devastating consequences. Legend has it that the Shaggy destroyed an entire universe using only 0.1% of his power.

No one can ever stop the Shaggy.

by .&:&3&83 February 09, 2019

Fuck N’ Go

To have sex with a random person that you will probably never see again

That guy doesn’t have a girl. When he meets up with someone, it’s just a Fuck N’ Go.

by .&:&3&83 March 04, 2018

Fortnite

The game that commandeered the internet in 2018

All I can find on YouTube is fucking Fortnite videos

by .&:&3&83 June 21, 2018

Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...

Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!

by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019