.&:&3&83's definitions

Fuck N’ Go

To have sex with a random person that you will probably never see again

That guy doesn’t have a girl. When he meets up with someone, it’s just a Fuck N’ Go.

by .&:&3&83 March 4, 2018

Essential Oils

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

Sharpen the Sword

Another phrase for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude

by .&:&3&83 July 7, 2018

WRYYYYYYY

What you yell when you drop a giant road roller on somebody and proceed to smash it repeatedly

ZA WARUDO!

RODO ROLLA DA!!!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!!!!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

by .&:&3&83 May 18, 2018

K’d

When you send a really long and thoughtful message to someone and they reply with a K.

Guy 1: Hey how did your girl think of that valentine’s text you sent her?
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.

by .&:&3&83 May 14, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

Shaggy

An omnipotent being of unimaginable power. It is said that the Shaggy is the progenitor of reality itself. His inconspicuous human form has caused many to underestimate his prowess, with often devastating consequences. Legend has it that the Shaggy destroyed an entire universe using only 0.1% of his power.

No one can ever stop the Shaggy.

by .&:&3&83 February 9, 2019