by unknown May 27, 2003
Ling Xiaoyu is a schoolgirl from the Tekken games. She is as a result a fantastic Martial Artist, believe me she can kick some butt. However she is quite weak and so she can't end a match quickly. But she does have taste when it comes to costumes so appearance is probably the best part of her. But don't let her looks fool you.
by Unknown January 19, 2005
by Unknown June 21, 2004
A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
by Unknown January 09, 2004
100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.
by unknown June 11, 2006
A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.
by unknown July 19, 2003
by unknown October 10, 2003