tim's definitions

911

1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001

1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor

by Tim April 5, 2004

pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.

In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.

by Tim March 31, 2004

Rill

Verb: To fuck someone. Typically performed directly in the ass using a banana touched by the great KOKO.

If you don't stop teaching biochem I'm going to rill you in your ear you strumpet.

by Tim February 23, 2004

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

chicken butt

This refers to someone who is scared.

"You little chicken butt!"

by Tim April 18, 2005

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003