christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Glorthok

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)

At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.

by Tim February 27, 2004

beaujolais

Urban-
adj : bunk somtimes laughable; poor quality; in bad taste

Popular Definition-
n : dry fruity light red wine drunk within a few months after it is made; from the Beaujolais district in southeastern France

the music was so awfully bad that it was beaujolais.

by tim April 16, 2005

tween

8-14 year old's. Generally female. Trying desprately to be a teenager but still a child. Spends on average 1-2 billion dollars a year. A product of celebrity influences. Support celebrities such as Hilary Duff, Lindsey Lohan and Delta Goodrem.

Nearly all females in the tween age group. Use slang such as 'lyk' instead of 'like' 'h8' instead of 'hate', ect.

by tim May 13, 2005

pompalicious

somethings can be pompin', which means they are really good, but other things are pompalicious, which means that they are brilliant

see pomptastic

that new top of yours is so pompin. I'd even go as far as to say its pompalicious

by tim February 21, 2005

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

Frank the Tank

guy who is constantly drunk, acts like various vehicles when wasted; my idol

"man, that niggas actin like frank the tank again"

by tim January 20, 2004