tim's definitions

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

beyer

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks

a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids

by tim January 28, 2005

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005

spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.

person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!

by Tim August 31, 2005

Swamp Balls

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap

I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!

by Tim February 9, 2004

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003