Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.
That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.
by tim October 15, 2007
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H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.


for the light readers: HB is gay
n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore
by tim April 01, 2005
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lardel

I jacked off my lardel last night.
by Tim March 29, 2003
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Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'
by Tim December 04, 2003
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cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?
by Tim November 19, 2003
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blueandyellow

the most beutiful girl inside and out.
katie is my girlfreind and she is the most beutiful girl.
by TIM December 25, 2004
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Side Dish

The side-project that is very entertaining, music-wise.
I'm in a band called Another State of Mind, but I want to start a side-project called, "Side Dish."
by Tim May 10, 2004
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