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cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.
"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"
by Ryan September 13, 2004
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Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.
by Ryan September 16, 2004
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asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
by Ryan December 28, 2004
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Hot Topic

Yea, I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at hot topic! Screw you, prep, I'm totally a hardcore goth!
by Ryan November 22, 2003
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Booth bunny

From the latin term: "incompetentis"

Deined as: A good looking woman behind the booth usually representing a product at a computer fair. The 'bunny' behind the booth knows very little about the product, and can't answer any questions, but she sure is attracting buyers.
Roger went to the router booth and asked about broadband. The booth bunny replied, "don't call me broad!" Then he asked her for a date.
by Ryan April 15, 2004
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ick

slang for cocaine

Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words
im tryin to get some weed but everybodys hooked on that ick
by Ryan March 30, 2005
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beewn

The ultimate pronoun; of or realting to faces;can replace any word or words which are undefined
Yo hand me that beewn, Man I'm as dry as a beewn
by ryan May 13, 2005
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