Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased
Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

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Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!
by Ryan July 12, 2003
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bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.
Hey where's the bemis?
by Ryan March 24, 2004
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Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.
"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"
by Ryan September 19, 2005
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Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
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bocephus

(n.) a person who has done something stupid, or fucked up something.
(v.) to describe something that is not quite right.
The man that caused the accident is bocephus. My car is bocephus because it broke down.
by ryan August 08, 2003
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newbian

(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.
"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"
by Ryan March 30, 2004
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