Anal Gravy

The after effects of butt-fucking
Guy 1: Last night I filled my girl friend with anal gravy!
Guy 2: Nice dawg!
by Ryan March 20, 2004
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draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 12, 2004
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linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.
"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."
by Ryan March 03, 2005
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annihilator

one fist in the vagina, and one fist in the asshole.... yes this is pretty uncommon but it sure will annihilate
Oh, your dating a whore tonite? make sure you use the annihilator

Man she was so loose i annihilated her
by Ryan November 20, 2003
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Tiziana

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!
by Ryan April 30, 2003
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Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.
Jakalope is extrememly sexy.
by Ryan December 27, 2004
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Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased
Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!
by Ryan July 12, 2003
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