ryan's definitions

Vumpler

A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.

Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler

by Ryan April 29, 2003

Waz 2 da Qaz

The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.

Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy

by Ryan August 21, 2003

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

g mix

one that is a remix made by the rap sensation "G-unit"

50 cent says"G-MIX"

by Ryan May 31, 2004

afterspect

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....

Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?

by Ryan March 29, 2003

fatarded

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

by Ryan December 22, 2002

crapify

To render something crappy; to make something not as enjoyable

"Dude, that fool is really crapifying this party."

by Ryan May 24, 2003