ryan's definitions

Jaw waggin

unimportant discussion.

Are you guys discussing work or just sitting around jaw wagging

by Ryan September 9, 2004

Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

by Ryan February 29, 2004

Cassed

1) A kick-ass administrator of dAmn chatrooms.
2) Founder of the dAmn Coalition.
3) The guy you want to be.

Steve: I want to be a great administrator.

Gayle: Better get casseded

by Ryan December 2, 2004

bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

by Ryan August 18, 2003

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003