ryan's definitions

Jayson Blair

The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about.

Named after the NY Times reporter that made up entire stories.

by Ryan December 7, 2003

BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

by Ryan March 18, 2003

keli

the greatest girl in the world. She's the hottest, nicest, koolest, and sexiest girl ever.

Keli makes me horny

by ryan April 25, 2004

eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

by ryan July 22, 2004

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Ryguy

A person who is extremely cool or is extremly good at glitching

I know a ryguy he showed me so many glitches and was so cool

by Ryan November 20, 2003

Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt

by Ryan December 14, 2004