ryan's definitions

keli

the greatest girl in the world. She's the hottest, nicest, koolest, and sexiest girl ever.

Keli makes me horny

by ryan April 25, 2004

BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

by Ryan March 18, 2003

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

tea cult crew

Summer of 2004 when the fad was to sit around with your friends and drink cups of tea. the group u had your tea with was known as your "TCC"

"Mum put the kettle on, the TCC are coming over"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

flutterby

What a fag hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.

Why're you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.

Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller

by Ryan November 14, 2003

flamebait

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

by ryan March 24, 2004